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(ʘ‿ʘ✿)______________PRIAPUSSY______________(ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Student journalist, zinester and writer in Toronto, personal blog. Message me anytime. Below are some stories I've written: fanfiction, original fiction, twine games, and other weird keystroke afterbirths.

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oh no

i just splurged on everything

magyks replied to your post: Okay this is probably the most embarra…

WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! THAT’S NOT FAIR!! Who posted it?! Bc if it was the ppl who put the cam there then that totally goes against what they said they were gonna do with the pictures! Oh my god..Im so sorry this is so upsetting..

bro i ain’t even mad, it’s cool!!!!

oh man, i am so glad you commented though, because YEAH YOU WERE PHYSICALLY THERE, YOU CAN BACK ME UP THAT THIS WAS ACTUALLY A THING THAT HAPPENED.

kangaya:

5am twitter comic

(via dragoplateau)

Okay this is probably the most embarrassing photo I have ever posted of myself, but fuck it, y’all have seen me cry over pizza rolls and use Batwoman comics in satanic rituals, we’re in it for the long haul.

So last July, my friends and I found a disposable camera hanging on a pole in an artsy hood in Toronto. For shits and giggles, we took pics of ourselves — for mine, I obviously tried to look as pained and miserable as possible, the standard pose for most of my selfies.

I logged onto Facebook for the first time in a while the other day and found this pic was getting  circulated because apparently 

this shit

is hanging in some art gallery in Toronto

anyway, yeah

my life is pretty much over, send bags of dog feces to my funeral 

everyone when reading jjba

andsunnydays:

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(via antfish)

i logged onto facebook for the first time in half a year and discover something amazing on my timeline, god fucking bless toronto

wolvensnothere:

softgrungecersei:

When characters are talking to Starling, they often talk direct to camera, when she is talking to them, she is always looking slightly off-camera. Director Jonathan Demme explained that this was done so as the audience would directly experience her POV, but not theirs, hence encouraged the audience to more readily identify with her.

Always Reblog Clarice Starling.

(via thisdeerisqueer)

my sister just rubbed her mascara off on the inside of a pair of my mom’s panties, this is the hardest I have laughed all year

Fifty Shades of Grey is in the news again, so I figured I re-post a video I made two years ago where I dramatically read a part of it while impersonating the Cookie Monster. I’ve been told that this has been featured in a Nuit Blanche exhibit! (For curated cringe-worthy videos apparently, which is still pretty cool!)

Joan of Arc by Albert Lynch (1851-1912)

engraving from Figaro Illustre magazine, 1903

(Source: paintingses, via funeral-beat)