Came back from partying, went to record this to help focus myself and shit.

~Sorry for the mumblin’ incoherency and general stupidity~

• What is the story behind your url?

• Where you’re from.

• What is your favorite color(s)?

• What color are your eyes?

• Do you have freckles?

• When is your birthday?

• How old are you?

• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Polka dots, Swag, Papaya, GPOY, Penthouse, Bestiality, Subtext, Smile, Sure, Data, Crayon, Toilet, Syrup,

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

• What do you say to address a group of people?

• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

• Is it cold where you are?

• What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

• What was the last thing you drank?

• What do you call gym shoes?

• What do you call your grandparents?

• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? Be a wizard or a vampire? Eat a banana slug or lick a cow’s butt?

•  Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

• Choose a book and read a passage from it.

• Do you think you have an accent?

• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.