Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Steve Rogers

MARRY- Steve. It would be domestic bliss and I will teach Captain America the ways of the Canadian peoples through interpretative hockey.
GET DRUNK WITH- Shiiiiit. I’m going to say Jason, solely because Roy Harper would probably be a really depressing drunk. AND I WOULD BE SO TEMPTED TO RE-ENACT THAT GREEN ARROW DRUG ISSUE COVER WITH “MY SIDEKICK IS A DRUNKIE”
FUCK- Shit, I guess Roy? Again, only because Jason would probably be a depressing fuck- at least for me. We’d be doing it and I’d be thinking “oh god he’s touched Talia with this fuck am I going to get lazarus cooties ew” and he’d probably be bawling about Batman or he’d keep that damn helmet on.
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everwhelmed said:
… Is it bad I would be a okay with fucking Jason for those reasons? |D AND INTERPRETIVE HOCKEY, OH MY GOD. Just picturing it |D
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