Wolverine, Deadpool, Cyclops
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Fuck- Deadpool, forever and always. Oh god, something about those cancerous sores makes me want to wade his wilson. And I’ve always wondered if his dick was deformed.

Get drunk with- Wolverine. No question. The man could probably drink my weight in whiskey, and would make the bar brawls extra snikty!

Marry- Cyclops, I guess. He’s pretty badass, but he’s such a fucking clot. I don’t think it would work between us, what with his psycho track record. It’d be interesting during the honeymoon period though! I’d casually wear ~grey~ clothing and ~jeans~ and remark about how ~frosty~ the weather is and how he should consider getting an ~enema~.

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