fucckkkkk these are hard choices! I barely know shit about Captain Ultra, except he was afraid of fire (wasn’t he in that FF cartoon?) And I don’t really like Magenta (she reminds me of Typhoid Mary + Carol Ferris combined for some reason).

Marry- Eddie. Oh god I can’t believe I’m typing that. In what I’ve read of him, he’s pretty cool. Earliest I can recall was this weird soup kitchen and then breaking in somewhere, idk. Religion saved him and he’s less of a prick than he used to be. I guess we could bond over that?

Fuck- Magenta. I bet she could do some pretty magfuckingneato things in bed. And depending on her current mental state, it might be ~fucking miracles~ or BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA.

Get Drunk With- Captain Ultra. Dude, I would take up smoking and moltov cocktail-mixing just to fuck with him.