teen titans versions of: Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy

Pre-reboot? Or the animated one? Shit, I’ll go with the animated version if that’s okay with you bro. If I tried the comic versions, I’d probably end up murdering them with a handshake ;~;

FUCK- Cyborg. We would hit the showers everyday. If you’ve seen the ZONE flash, then you’d pick him too. I’ve got the sonic if you’ve got the boom~

GET DRUNK WITH- Beast Boy. Oh man, he’d be a fucking hilarious drunk. Bad kareoke and shapeshifting into tipsy puppies oh my goood

MARRY- Well, shit. It’d be interesting and pretty good bragging rights, but I don’t think we’d last very long. This Robin’s married to his work/Slade.